Before kids: two hours, a ring light, and flawless eyeliner wings.
After kids: five minutes, a prayer, and at least one unidentified stain.
The Before & After Kids – Makeup Mug perfectly captures the glow-down every mom can laugh about. Once upon a time, your makeup routine was an art form — now it’s a race against the clock (and sticky fingers). This black-and-white design keeps it sleek, while the message keeps it way too real.
Made with a crisp white exterior and black rim, handle, and interior, this durable ceramic mug holds your liquid sanity—whether that’s coffee, tea, or reheated caffeine number three. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because no mom has time for handwashing anything.

Because these days, your best accessory isn’t a bold lip — it’s caffeine and a sense of humor. ☕💋

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!